Theo looking "quite good" while Beckham, Lennon and the rest look injured

Beckham's injured achilles' tendon has made the line-up for the right hand side of the midfield a little bit of a more straightforward prospect. But with Lennon still injured, SWP erratic, Theo not quite there and

Where is South Africa anyway? Let's take a look a this nuclear proliferation map to find out...

Oh yes, there it is between the nuclear cake and the rabbit islands.